Things that you should really keep in your journal:

1. Why doesn't anyone look at my art.
Ya probably didn't do anything to get noticed dipshit. If you're going to hide in a corner all day posting badly drawn fanart about Sonic or Inuyasha making out with you, you're not going to get any pageviews.

2. Deviantart removed my art! :angry:
Ya probably violated some rules. If ya drew Harry Potter making our with Sevviepoo, it's gonna get removed because Harry is still under 18. Can't say the same with Black and Snape though. If you drew a dick standing upright, that's against the rules too. If you were racist, that's against the rules. You took someone's art... that's against the rules. There's a shit load of things that are against the rules so ya better read the rules. :
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FAQ #60: Why was my artwork removed from the server?
FAQ #12: deviantART prohibits the submission of 'Hate Art' and 'Hate Propaganda', how is this defined?
FAQ #295: What exactly is an "Abuse or Exploit of the System"?
FAQ #284: Does deviantART prohibit certain types of content?
FAQ #263: What are the policies concerning unsolicited spam?

3. Why is everyone here so mean to me?
Ya probably deserved it.

4. He said my picture of Inuyasha Kissing Kagome was anatomically incorrect!
Wake up Dipshit, that's critique. This ain't photobucket so if you're gonna whine about people giving you advice to improve yourself, [link] and leave.

5. I'm going to kill myself!
Nobody cares dude. Global warming totally pwns your arse anyway.

6. I'm leaving!
Go right ahead dipshit.

7. They locked my thread!
lol noob. Ever read the forum descriptions or the Etiquette Policy? [link]

8. 73hy SaId 1 (u0d1|\|7 5P311!!!!
For the love of everything unholy type properly asshole!

9. Liek my boifwen broke up wit me coz he sed I cheated but i ttly didn't!
Move on. Either you cheated or he wasn't worth it. Either way, you lost him now shoo.

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Edit: Thanks to ~Navagon for the icon